how many blah blah does it take to screw in a lightbulb

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bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 20 2008, 12:47 PM Post #1
Explotris Champion! Gowling Champion! Cosmic Defender Champion! Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 188 Thanks Posts: 5,885 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	Q: How many YMG's does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: Just the 1 to hold on to it the rest of the world revolves around him Q: How many chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: NONE that's womans work. Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2, 1 to change to lightbulb and 1 to write a song about the old one... Q: How many nice girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they don't screw Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to do it and one to film it Q: How many Squatters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Squatters don't have electricity... Q: How many Goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They'd rather light candles... Q: How may surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: Fish Q: how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: Well just 2 but how would they get in. Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A: 1001. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 1000 to turn the room round. Q: how many posh birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: 2. 1 to mix the G&T's and 1 to phone daddy. Q: How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: What the F&k's it got to do with you. Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: punks cant change a thing. Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Four: One to stand on the chair to screw it in, one to kick the chair out from under him, one to say how punk rock that was, and the fourth to say, Shut the fuck up Steven! This post has been edited by bigbaldybloke*: Aug 20 2008, 12:54 PM

Pinkjellybeans View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 05:19 AM Post #2
Anything is possible. Group: sVIP Received 25 Thanks Posts: 4,800 Joined: 23-June 04 From: Utah, USA Member No.: 21	How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb really must want to change.

csRumpel View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 08:14 AM Post #3
Spoon Group: sVIP Received 104 Thanks Posts: 16,307 Joined: 1-September 04 From: Germany Member No.: 207	Hrhrhr, there are some really good ones among these!

hm3buzz View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 10:56 AM Post #4
Cubic Rubic Champion! Terrolympics 4 Champion! Collapse XXL Champion! Pole Vault Challenge Champion! Add Like Mad Champion! Deadly Drive Champion! Beaver Dive Champion! Hostile Skies Champion! Foxhole 13 Champion! Mission Impossible Champion! Mario Tetris 3 Champion! Suds Champion! Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 50 Thanks Posts: 4,339 Joined: 24-January 08 From: Anthracite Coal Country Member No.: 531	How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Blondes don't screw in light bulbs they screw in back seats.

yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 11:50 AM Post #5
Beach Squirter Champion! Island Mini-Golf Champion! Apple Shooter Champion! Beach Party Slots Champion! Tribal Olympics Champion! Bash The Haggis Champion! Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,507 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	QUOTE (bigbaldybloke @ Aug 20 2008, 01:47 PM) Q: How many YMG's does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: Just the 1 to hold on to it the rest of the world revolves around him As it should be, and as it is

Mzzl View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 05:27 PM Post #6
Advanced Member Group: Member Received 6 Thanks Posts: 42 Joined: 27-August 08 Member No.: 48,841	heheheh liked the surrealists one

torrenter View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 06:07 PM Post #7
Human Being Group: Global Moderator Received 38 Thanks Posts: 4,293 Joined: 23-March 04 From: Tenerife, Canary Islands Member No.: 625	How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb would have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp” 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too” 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?” 13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs” 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Mzzl View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 06:54 PM Post #8
Advanced Member Group: Member Received 6 Thanks Posts: 42 Joined: 27-August 08 Member No.: 48,841	Hey Torrenter, you forgot the one that shouts "FIRST!"

daRealZaZu View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 08:47 PM Post #9
I know stuff..... Group: sVIP Received 57 Thanks Posts: 1,514 Joined: 10-March 06 From: Home Member No.: 156	How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 or 2 depending on how freaky they are. I just made that up. EDIT: I just thought up another. How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none....lightbulbs don't have sockets. This post has been edited by daRealZaZu: Aug 27 2008, 08:53 PM

dobbs View Member Profile	Aug 27 2008, 11:34 PM Post #10
Advanced Member Group: Member Received 7 Thanks Posts: 78 Joined: 6-September 07 Member No.: 13,116	Excellent. thanks for sharing these.....

Username View Member Profile	Sep 1 2008, 08:07 PM Post #11
Member Group: Member Received 1 Thanks Posts: 11 Joined: 19-August 08 Member No.: 48,545	QUOTE (torrenter @ Aug 27 2008, 06:07 PM) How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb would have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp” 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too” 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?” 13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs” 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. he he he How many torrenters does it take to change a light bulb? Well, as many as you like and according to the tracker the light bulb has already been changed by 129 peeps there's 12 "thank you's" from those that haven't enen got 1% of the job done. 16 can't open the packets 27 can't even connect to the bulb and 3 are having trouble taking the old one out... Then there's those that say the new one doen't work! I guess you'll just have to do it yourself and make your own mind up

TygerB View Member Profile	Sep 2 2008, 11:25 AM Post #12
Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: 1-June 07 Member No.: 33,180	....then there's the UK person who broke the lightbulb, 'cos we have bayonet fixings.......

dexter777 View Member Profile	Sep 2 2008, 01:56 PM Post #13
Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: 24-July 08 Member No.: 47,606	QUOTE (torrenter @ Aug 27 2008, 07:07 PM) How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb would have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp” 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s 3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too” 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?” 13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs” 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Fantastically funny - well done sir! How many students does it take to change a lightbulb? 3, 1 to hold it in place, and 2 to drink until the rooom spins!

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