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Passing Gas Silently
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| Passing Gas Silently |
 Dec 2 2008, 03:01 PM
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A very prim and proper elderly woman went to her physician with what she perceived to be a serious health problem. She was concerned about passing gas. She told the doctor, "It's the strangest thing. I seem to be plagued by silent gas emissions. I can feel that I'm passing gas but there's no sound and no smell. Everywhere I go, when I walk or bend over or sit down or stand up, I can tell that I'm passing gas. I'm sure it's not bothering anyone because it doesn't smell and it doesn't make any noise, so no one would ever know, but it really has me concerned. In fact, I've passed gas several times while I've been in your office. Doctor can you do something for this terrible gas problem I'm having?"
The doctor answered, "Of course there are things we can do to prevent gas from troubling you, but first we need to get your sinuses cleared and have you fitted for a hearing aid." |
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I like that one, reminds me of all the old people that get in ur way lol!!!
 
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