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(Today, 11:47 AM) Geeker

No problem

(Today, 11:47 AM) Geeker

Knowing what's wrong is definitely a lot better than not knowing, that's for sure

(Today, 11:39 AM) DaBoSs

ooo ty for new coat Geeker

(Today, 11:39 AM) DaBoSs

no not really cos i havent been well since a accident 8 yrs ago, so when they told me what i had last year, it was more of a relief to finally know whats wrong

(Today, 11:25 AM)

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(Today, 11:23 AM) Geeker

I'm sorry to read that m8 ...that must be terrible to have to deal with

(Today, 10:55 AM) DaBoSs

yeah i havent been to grand for awhile, i have ms

(Today, 10:53 AM) Geeker

Sux not being well dunnit

hope you're feeling better soon

(Today, 10:52 AM) DaBoSs

same here mate, i havent been to well myself

(Today, 10:51 AM) Geeker

Doing good thanks, cold! ...but doing good, how's you?

(Today, 10:48 AM) DaBoSs

hello Geeker, hows u?

(Today, 10:42 AM) Geeker

Hello everybody

(Today, 10:33 AM)

The Walking Dead 070.cbr (torrent) has just been added.

(Today, 10:27 AM) DaBoSs

morning

(Today, 05:33 AM)

Cop Out - 2010 - TS H264 CRYS (torrent) has just been added.

Fairy Liquid

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lenny View Member Profile	Jun 21 2009, 09:27 PM Post #1
"Official SC Thinker" & real fake Madmin Group: sVIP Received 1111 Thanks Posts: 40,109 Joined: 22-March 04 From: age frais. Member No.: 7	Fairy Liquid's new advert is set on a council estate "Mummy why are your hands so soft?" "Because I'm only 14 now shut the f**k up and eat your pot noodle!"

Sadie View Member Profile	Jun 21 2009, 09:39 PM Post #2
Sadie Group: Contributor+ Received 21 Thanks Posts: 283 Joined: 9-June 09 From: Texas, currently in UK Member No.: 64,296	QUOTE (lenny @ Jun 21 2009, 10:27 PM) Fairy Liquid's new advert is set on a council estate "Mummy why are your hands so soft?" "Because I'm only 14 now shut the f**k up and eat your pot noodle!" lmao...did you know, in some parts of Louisiana, it's perfectly legal for a girl to marry at 13 y/o ?..

arrgh View Member Profile	Jun 21 2009, 11:05 PM Post #3
OK, weasels didn't really rip my flesh.... Group: sVIP Received 364 Thanks Posts: 5,277 Joined: 28-December 03 From: Fraser Valley, BC, Canada Member No.: 67	I think there is a wiki of age of consent by country somewhere on the site

Pinkjellybeans View Member Profile	Jun 22 2009, 03:24 AM Post #4
Anything is possible. Group: sVIP Received 106 Thanks Posts: 4,987 Joined: 23-June 04 From: Utah, USA Member No.: 21	Reminds me of 'Mommy, Mommy!' jokes. Mommy, Mommy, I hate my sister's guts! Mommy: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy, what is a delinquent child? Mommy: Shut up and pass me the crowbar. Mommy, Mommy I don't like grandpa. Well, just push him aside and eat your beans. Mommy, Mommy, why is daddy so pale? Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, Mommy, Grandpa's going out! Well throw some more gasoline on him then. Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to go to Australia. Shut up son and keep swimming. Mommy, Mommy, Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father. Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload.

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