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Fairy Liquid
This topic is about Fairy Liquid, the author, lenny, wrote about: Fairy Liquid's new advert is set on a council estate "Mummy why are your hands so soft?" "Because I'm only 14 now shut the f**k up and eat yo ... To read more just scroll down
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 Jun 21 2009, 09:27 PM
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 "Official SC Thinker" & real fake Madmin 
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Fairy Liquid's new advert is set on a council estate "Mummy why are your hands so soft?"
"Because I'm only 14 now shut the f**k up and eat your pot noodle!" |
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Jun 21 2009, 09:39 PM
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Sadie
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QUOTE (lenny @ Jun 21 2009, 10:27 PM)  Fairy Liquid's new advert is set on a council estate "Mummy why are your hands so soft?" "Because I'm only 14 now shut the f**k up and eat your pot noodle!" lmao...did you know, in some parts of Louisiana, it's perfectly legal for a girl to marry at 13 y/o ?.. |
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Jun 21 2009, 11:05 PM
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 OK, weasels didn't really rip my flesh....
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I think there is a wiki of age of consent by country somewhere on the site
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Jun 22 2009, 03:24 AM
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 Anything is possible.
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Reminds me of 'Mommy, Mommy!' jokes.
Mommy, Mommy, I hate my sister's guts! Mommy: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy, what is a delinquent child? Mommy: Shut up and pass me the crowbar. Mommy, Mommy I don't like grandpa. Well, just push him aside and eat your beans. Mommy, Mommy, why is daddy so pale? Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, Mommy, Grandpa's going out! Well throw some more gasoline on him then. Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to go to Australia. Shut up son and keep swimming. Mommy, Mommy, Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father. Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload. |
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