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Michael Jackson Jokes
This topic is about Michael Jackson Jokes, the author, xena1968, wrote about: news report of the delay for michael jacksons autopsy the delay lasted about an hour a quote from the coroner it took me a while to find the man behi ... To read more just scroll down
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 Jun 30 2009, 09:47 PM
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news report of the delay for michael jacksons autopsy the delay lasted about an hour a quote from the coroner it took me a while to find the man behind the plastic the cause of death was he stopped beating it but on a good note tupperware just signed a new contract with the jackson family
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Jul 1 2009, 06:51 PM
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Jul 1 2009, 10:49 PM
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 Leaning right and liking it.
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Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...
Saying, "Well, Michael Jackson may have been a kiddie fiddler, but he was a great singer," is like saying, "Well, Ian Huntly may have murdered two little girls, but he was a great caretaker." Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace, he touched generations... it's a shame that they were underage and this was done against their will. Funny that Farah did it with Majors and Jacko did it with Minors... The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations regarding little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest. |
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Jul 2 2009, 08:32 AM
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Jul 10 2009, 10:12 PM
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Leaning right and liking it.
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Michael Jackson gets to heaven and asks God. How can I get whiter? Then suddenly a voice spoke up and said " Hi Billy Mays here for Oxy-clean....
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