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Michael Jackson Jokes
This topic is about Michael Jackson Jokes, the author, yourmercifulgod, wrote about: Early reports of Michael Jakson's death, suggested he died choking on a small bone The police have said they found no trace of any Class A drugs i ... To read more just scroll down
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 Jun 26 2009, 12:37 PM
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Someone's bound to ignore the thread title and come in here just to deliberately get offended... so add your sicko jokes before this thread gets binned 
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Jun 26 2009, 01:22 PM
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Police report that Jackson died of food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.
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Jun 26 2009, 05:14 PM
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No, it was chinese food. His starter was cream of sum yung man
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Jun 26 2009, 06:12 PM
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After the funeral he wants to be recycled as a plastic bag so he can still be a danger to children.
MJ has died age 50,in spirit of recycling,he will be melted down into plastic cups,so kids can still get there lips round his rim!! What is the difference between Jacko and Sir Alex Ferguson? Fregie will still be playing giggs this year. News headlines Paramedics worked on Michael Jackson for 1 hour. They only realised he was dead when his skin turned black and his nose melted. To commemorate the passing of the King of Pop, Target stores are now offering all little boys' underpants half price Heaven Joke : Farrah Fawcett gets to heaven and asked God says to her, "Farrah, here in heaven all your wishes come true. What would be your first wish?" To which she replied, "to make the earth a safer place for all the kids"..... 3 minutes later Saint Peter pokes his head around the Pearly Gates and says "Hey, God, There a Mr. Jackson here to see you.... " This was one of my fav posts from http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/ QUOTE UR ALL A BUNCH OF JACKASS' UR JUST JEALOUS DAT HE HAD AS MUCH FAME AS HE DID WATCH KARMA'S GUNNA GET BACK AT U F*$!&RS . UR ALL GUNNA BURN IN HELL SO HE DID BAD THINGS BUT WE ALL DO BAD THINGS HE AINT DA ONLY ONE .ONE OF THESE DAYS UR GUNNA REGRET WUT U DID .MICHAEL JACKSON IS AN INSPIRATION TO ALL OF US TO KEEP GOIN EVEN WEN DA WHOLE WORLD SEEMS TO HATE U .REST.IN.PEACE.MICHEAL JACKSON YOU DESERVE IT !!! He did bad things...yeah really bad things if they are true. |
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Jun 26 2009, 06:34 PM
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more from www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
QUOTE It's sad that Michael Jackson died, but at least he's reunited with those who passed before him. His grandparents. His career. The public perception of his moral integrity. His nose.
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Jun 26 2009, 07:28 PM
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LMAO!!!! YMG, thank YOU for YOU!
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Jun 26 2009, 07:39 PM
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 Wicked in da house! 
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Jun 26 2009, 09:29 PM
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McDonalds annonced today the creation of the MJ burger in honor of Michael Jackson. 50 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
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Jun 26 2009, 09:57 PM
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Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service. Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three yr olds than anyone in living memory. |
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Jun 26 2009, 11:04 PM
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Jun 26 2009, 11:27 PM
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Micheal Jackson's ghost was spotted in his local playground this morning,,,still putting the willies up the kids.
One report stated that he did manage to whisper something to the paramedics. Apparently he asked to be put on the childrens ward. This post has been edited by richmm: Jun 26 2009, 11:27 PM |
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Jun 26 2009, 11:41 PM
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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson's body is 90% plastic , He will be melted down into Lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change
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Jun 26 2009, 11:47 PM
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Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first. To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel". |
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Jun 27 2009, 08:00 AM
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What irony, Farrah Fawcett who every guy wanted to bang and MJ who wanted to bang every guy both died the same day.
Heard MJ will not be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags, so he will remain white, plastic, and dangerous to children. Macy's is having a sale in Michael Jackson's honor...kids pants half off. Now Michael Jackson is dead they have had to cancel his UK dates. Johnny aged 7, Sam 6 and Peter 8. Have you heard it was food poisoning that killed him? they found 12 yr old nuts in his mouth. Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change. Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward. In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today. Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts. I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener. Michael Jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable. MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids. It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever. Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob. Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died. Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman. Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids. Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning! Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!” What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor! Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror. |
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Jun 27 2009, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE (hm3buzz @ Jun 27 2009, 09:00 AM)  Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman. ROFLMAO |
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Jun 27 2009, 02:19 PM
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Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger. What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and Margaret Thatcher? Had they both died 25 years ago, there would have been a generation of happier miners. |
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Jun 29 2009, 07:13 PM
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Great thread - keep them coming!
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Jun 29 2009, 09:05 PM
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Dear BBC,
I'm offended and outraged about your programme "Michael Jackson jokes". I realise it stated at the beginning of the programme not to watch it if easily offended or outraged, all the more reason to watch it and complain. Yours offendedly Whitehouse M. (Mrs) excellent... good read... |
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Jun 30 2009, 01:06 PM
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Thre's now news coming out about what happened to spare pieces of Michael Jackson that were left over from the plastic surgery that he had. Apparently he had them put in cold storage & has left them in his will to his family. There's now talk of a new Jackson Five being formed from those pieces.
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Jun 30 2009, 02:29 PM
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that was dam good read thanks guys i liked this one the best from fuzz Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror |
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