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The Dying Don

This topic is about The Dying Don, the author, hm3buzz, wrote about: An old Italian Mafia Don was dying. He called his grandson to his bedside. " Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .3 ... To read more just scroll down

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hm3buzz View Member Profile	Jun 25 2009, 10:13 AM Post #1
Cubic Rubic Champion! Prison Throw Champion! Explotris Champion! Collapse XXL Champion! Pole Vault Challenge Champion! Crash Test Danny Champion! Boa Constrictor Champion! Beaver Dive Champion! Blooming Gardens Champion! Suds Champion! Tetris Arcade Champion! Ball A Track Champion! Air Strike Champion! Big Diamond Champion! UFO Mania Champion! Home Run Mania Champion! Brum Brum Champion! Leaning right and liking it. Group: Global Moderator Received 517 Thanks Posts: 10,783 Joined: 24-January 08 From: Anthracite Coal Country Member No.: 531	An old Italian Mafia Don was dying. He called his grandson to his bedside. " Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up?' "

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