Top 100 Misheard Lyrics

Top 100 Misheard Lyrics

Artist : Madonna
Song : Like a Virgin

Real Lyric : Like a virgin touched for the very first time.
Misheard Lyric : Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
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Artist : Robert Palmer
Song : Addicted To Love

Real Lyric : Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Misheard Lyric : Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.
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Artist : R.E.M.
Song : Losing My Religion

Real Lyric : That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight.
Misheard Lyric : Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
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Artist : Bryan Adams
Song : Summer Of '69

Real Lyric :
Got my first real six string,
bought it at the five-and-dime.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.
Misheard Lyric :
Got my first real sex dream,
I was 5 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of 69.
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Artist : Moody Blues
Song : Question

Real Lyric : To learn as we grow old The secrets of our souls.
Misheard Lyric : To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes.
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Artist : National Anthems
Song : Oh Canada

Real Lyric : Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee...
Misheard Lyric : Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
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Artist : Nirvana
Song : Smells Like Teen Spirit

Real Lyric : Here we are now, entertain us
Misheard Lyric : Here we are now in containers
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Artist : Jimi Hendrix
Song : Purple Haze

Real Lyric : 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky
Misheard Lyric : 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
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Artist : Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song : Bad Moon Rising

Real Lyric : There's a bad moon on the rise
Misheard Lyric : There's a bathroom on the right
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Artist : Nine Inch Nails
Song : Closer

Real Lyric : I want to f*ck you like an animal You get me closer to god
Misheard Lyric : I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to Bob
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Artist : J. Geils Band
Song : Centerfold

Real Lyric : My angel is a centerfold
Misheard Lyric : My anus is the center hole
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Artist : Pat Boone
Song : Speedy Gonzales

Real Lyric : Hey, Rosita - come quick - down at the cantina
they're giving green stamps with tequila
Misheard Lyric : Hey, Rosita - come quick - down at the cantina
they're putting green stuff on the killer
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Artist : Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Song : Blinded by the Light

Real Lyric : Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
Misheard Lyric : Wrapped up like a douche Another rumour in the night
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Artist : Bon Jovi
Song : Living On A Prayer

Real Lyric : It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
Misheard Lyric : It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
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Artist : Traditional
Song : We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Real Lyric : Now bring us some figgy pudding
Misheard Lyric : Now bring us some friggin' pudding
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Artist : Bob Dylan
Song : Blowin' In The Wind

Real Lyric :
The answer, my friend,
is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Misheard Lyric :
The ants are my friends,
they're blowin' in the wind
The ants are a-blowin' in the wind.
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Artist : Kate Bush
Song : Wuthering Heights

Real Lyric :
Heathcliff!
It's me, Cathy and I've come home
oh, so cold, let me in-a your window
Misheard Lyric :
Eeee-wheee!
It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.
Oh, so cold at the end of your winter
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Artist : Will Smith
Song : Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

Real Lyric : Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
Misheard Lyric : Kick a chicken with it
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Artist : Queen
Song : Bohemian Rhapsody

Real Lyric : Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
Misheard Lyric : The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
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Artist : Ray Jr. Parker
Song : Ghostbusters

Real Lyric : Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Misheard Lyric : Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!
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Artist : U2
Song : Mysterious Ways

Real Lyric : She moves in mysterious ways
Misheard Lyric : Shamu the mysterious whale
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Artist : Hymns
Song : Hark The Herald Angels Sing

Real Lyric : Peace on earth and mercy mild
God and sinners reconciled
Misheard Lyric : Peace on earth and mercy mild
Goddamn sinners reconciled
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Artist : Eagles
Song : Desperado

Real Lyric : You've been out riding fences, for so long now...
Misheard Lyric : You've been outright offensive, for so long now...
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Artist : John Denver
Song : Country Roads

Real Lyric : West Virginia, Mountain Momma
Misheard Lyric : West Virginia, Mount yer Momma
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Artist : Gwen Stefani
Song : Holla Back Girl

Real Lyric : I ain't no holla back girl.
Misheard Lyric : I ain't no Harlem black girl
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Artist : Robert Palmer
Song : Addicted To Love

Real Lyric : ...you might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Misheard Lyric : ...you might as well face it, you're a d**khead in love.
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Artist : Starship
Song : We Built This City

Real Lyric : We built this city on rock and roll.
Misheard Lyric : We built this city on the wrong damn road.
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Artist : Bryan Adams
Song : Summer Of '69

Real Lyric :
Standing on your mother's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever.
Oh and when you held my hand,
I knew that it was now, or never
Misheard Lyric :
Standing on your mother's corpse,
You told me that you'd wait forever.
Oh, and with the hammer in my hand,
I knew that it was now or never.
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Artist : Foo Fighters
Song : My Hero

Real Lyric : There goes my hero, he's ordinary
Misheard Lyric : There goes my hero, he's old and hairy
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Artist : Red Hot Chili Peppers
Song : Can't Stop

Real Lyric : Can't stop the spirits when they need you
Misheard Lyric : Can't stop the ferrets when they need food
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Artist : Shania Twain
Song : That Don't Impress Me Much

Real Lyric : I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Misheard Lyric : I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.
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Artist : Billy Joel
Song : You May Be Right

Real Lyric :
You may be right, I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin for...
Misheard Lyric :
You made the rice, I made the gravy,
But it just may be some tuna fish you're lookin for...
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Artist : Good Charlotte
Song : The Anthem

Real Lyric : This is the anthem throw all your hands up...
Misheard Lyric : This is the anthem blow all your friends up...
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Artist : Chumbawamba
Song : Tubthumping

Real Lyric : I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
Misheard Lyric : I got no thumb, but it grew back again. You're never gonna keep me down.
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Artist : John Denver
Song : Thank God I'm A Country Boy

Real Lyric : So I fiddle when I can and I work when I should...
Misheard Lyric : So I piddle when I can and I work when I should...
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Artist : AC|DC
Song : Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Real Lyric : Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap...
Misheard Lyric : Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep...
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Artist : Toto
Song : Africa

Real Lyric : I bless the rains down in Africa
Misheard Lyric : I left my brains down in Africa
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Artist : Spice Girls
Song : Wannabe

Real Lyric : If you wannabe my lover You gotta get with my friends
Misheard Lyric : If you wanna do my mother You gotta get her a Benz
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Artist : Theme Songs
Song : Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Real Lyric : You'll go down in history
Misheard Lyric : You'll go down and hit the tree
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Artist : David Bowie
Song : Suffragette City

Real Lyric : This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
Misheard Lyric : The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face.
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Artist : Santana
Song : Smooth

Real Lyric : Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun.
Misheard Lyric : Man, it's a hot one
Like seven midgets in the midday sun.
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Artist : Aqua
Song : Barbie Girl

Real Lyric : Come on Barbie lets go party
Misheard Lyric : Come on body lets go potty
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Artist : Deep Purple
Song : Smoke On The Water

Real Lyric : Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
Misheard Lyric : Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy.
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Artist : Alanis Morissette
Song : You Oughta Know

Real Lyric : It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me...
Misheard Lyric : It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me...
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Artist : Van Halen
Song : Panama

Real Lyric : Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.
Misheard Lyric : Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.
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Artist : Green Day
Song : Time of Your Life

Real Lyric : Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Misheard Lyric : Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road.
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Artist : Shakira
Song : Underneath Your Clothes

Real Lyric : There's the man I chose There's my territory
Misheard Lyric : There's the man I chose There's my Teletubbie
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Artist : Nirvana
Song : Smells Like Teen Spirit

Real Lyric :
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
Misheard Lyric :
With the salad its less dangerous
Here we are now with potatoes
With a mars bar, and potatoes
And some salad and potatoes
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Artist : Nickelback
Song : How You Remind Me

Real Lyric : Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
Misheard Lyric : Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you
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Artist : The Beatles
Song : Michelle

Real Lyric : Michelle ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
très bien ensemble.
Misheard Lyric : Michelle ma belle,
some say monkeys play piano well,
play piano well.
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Artist : Blink 182
Song : What's My Age Again?

Real Lyric : What's My Age Again
Misheard Lyric : Where's My Asian Friends
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Artist : Eagles
Song : Hotel California

Real Lyric : What a nice surprise Bring your alibis
Misheard Lyric : What a nice surprise When your rabbit dies.
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Artist : Cyndi Lauper
Song : Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Real Lyric : Oh mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones.
Misheard Lyric : O mamma dear, I'm not the virgin I was.
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Artist : ABBA
Song : Take A Chance On Me

Real Lyric :
If you change your mind (take a chance)
I'm the first in line (take a chance)
Misheard Lyric :
If you chance your mind (Jackie Chan)
I'm the first in line (Jackie Chan)
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Artist : Elton John
Song : Tiny Dancer

Real Lyric : Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Misheard Lyric : Hold me close. Tie me down, sir.
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Artist : Britney Spears
Song : Baby One More Time

Real Lyric : Hit me, baby, one more time.
Misheard Lyric : Hit it, baby, from behind.
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Artist : Bee Gees
Song : Stayin' Alive

Real Lyric : It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way.
Misheard Lyric : It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way.
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Artist : Outkast
Song : Hey Ya

Real Lyric : Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Misheard Lyric : Shake it like a polarbear ninja.
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Artist : Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song : Lodi

Real Lyric : Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
Misheard Lyric : Oh Lord, I'm suckin' an old guy again
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Artist : Pink Floyd
Song : Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

Real Lyric : No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Misheard Lyric : The ducks are hazards in the classroom.
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Artist : Madonna
Song : La Isla Bonita

Real Lyric :
Tropical the island breeze
All of Nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La Isla Bonita
Misheard Lyric :
Just call me an island slease
All my body yours for free
This is who I long to be
Louise the Bone Eater
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Artist : ABBA
Song : Chiquitita

Real Lyric : Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong
Misheard Lyric : Take your teeth out, tell me what is wrong
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Artist : Eagles
Song : Take It Easy

Real Lyric : I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my cover
She's so hard to find.
Misheard Lyric : I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my brother
She's so hard to find.
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Artist : National Anthems
Song : Advance Australia Fair

Real Lyric : Australians all, let us rejoice,
For we are young and free!
Misheard Lyric : Australians all eat sausages.
Four minus one is three.
This one tops the list imho.. lmao.. 4-1 is 3.. hahaha
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Artist : Eurythmics
Song : Sweet Dreams ( are made of this )

Real Lyric : Sweet Dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree. Travelled the world and the seven seas...
Misheard Lyric : Sweet cream is made of cheese Who am I to disagree Travelled the world in seven jeans
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Artist : Metallica
Song : One

Real Lyric : Tied to machines that make me be
Misheard Lyric : Tied to machines that make me pee
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Artist : Genesis
Song : Invisible Touch

Real Lyric : She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Misheard Lyric : He has a hand of invisible duck s**t.
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Artist : Eiffel 65
Song : Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Real Lyric : I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da
Misheard Lyric : I'm blue and I believe I will die if I eat an apple pie.
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Artist : Johnny Rivers
Song : Secret Agent Man

Real Lyric : Secret Agent Man
Misheard Lyric : Seasick Asian man
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Artist : Pink Floyd
Song : Comfortably Numb

Real Lyric : My hands felt just like two balloons.
Misheard Lyric : My head smelled just like tuba lube.
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Artist : Pat Benatar
Song : Hit me with your best shot

Real Lyric : Hit me with your best shot
Misheard Lyric : Hit me with your pet shark
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Artist : Mariah Carey
Song : Without You

Real Lyric : I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.
Misheard Lyric : I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.
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Artist : George Harrison
Song : Got my mind set on you

Real Lyric : Got my mind set on you
Misheard Lyric : Thought my mom sat on you.
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Artist : Aqua
Song : Barbie Girl

Real Lyric : I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Misheard Lyric : Im a Barbie girl, in a barbie world. Fight with plastic, what a spastic...
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Artist : John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John
Song : The One That I Want

Real Lyric : Meditate, my direction, feel your way
Misheard Lyric : Meditate, mad erection, feel your way
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Artist : Robert Palmer
Song : Addicted To Love

Real Lyric : Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Misheard Lyric : Might as well face it, it's my d**k that you love.
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Artist : Golden Earring
Song : Radar Love

Real Lyric : It's a half past four and I'm shifting gears
Misheard Lyric : It's a half-assed Ford and I'm shifing gears
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Artist : Nine Days
Song : Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Real Lyric : You look in the mirror, so how do you choose?
Misheard Lyric : When you look in the mirror, and say hi to your shoes.
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Artist : Queen
Song : Bohemian Rhapsody

Real Lyric : Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Misheard Lyric : Saving his life from his warm sausage tea
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Artist : Marvin Gaye
Song : Sexual Healing

Real Lyric : Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate
Misheard Lyric : Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to ovulate
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Artist : Eddie Money
Song : Two Tickets To Paradise

Real Lyric : I've got two tickets to paradise.
Misheard Lyric : I've got flu, rickets, and parasites.
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Artist : Joni Mitchell
Song : Big Yellow Taxi

Real Lyric : They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
Misheard Lyric : A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot.
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Artist : Bee Gees
Song : Stayin' Alive

Real Lyric : "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time for talk..."
Misheard Lyric : "Hell, you can tell right away I abuse my rock, I'm a woman, man, go climb the clock..."
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Artist : The Beatles
Song : Something

Real Lyric : Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover.
Misheard Lyric : Something in the way she moos
Attracts me like no other mother.
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Artist : Bob Dylan
Song : Subterranean Homesick Blues

Real Lyric : The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle.
Misheard Lyric : The pope don't work cause the vandals took the candles.
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Artist : Michael Jackson
Song : Beat It

Real Lyric : show them how funky
Misheard Lyric : show them hot monkey
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Artist : Chumbawamba
Song : Tubthumping

Real Lyric : Pissing the night away
Misheard Lyric : Piss in the microwave
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Artist : System of a Down
Song : Chop Suey

Real Lyric : Grab a brush and put on a little make-up.
Misheard Lyric : Grandma should put on a little make-up.
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Artist : Fugees
Song : Killing Me Softly With His Song

Real Lyric : Killing me softly with his song
Misheard Lyric : Killing me softly with his thong
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Artist : Ramones
Song : I Want To Be Sedated

Real Lyric : I Want To Be Sedated
Misheard Lyric : I want a piece of bacon.
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Artist : Bryan Adams
Song : Summer Of '69

Real Lyric : Got my first real six string,
Bought it at the five and dime.
Misheard Lyric : Got my first real sex dream,
Had it at the five and dime.
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Artist : Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song : Bad Moon Rising

Real Lyric : There's a bad moon on the rise.
Misheard Lyric : There's a baboon on the right.
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Artist : U2
Song : Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Real Lyric : Sunday Bloody Sunday
Misheard Lyric : Some day buddy, some day
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Artist : Pink Floyd
Song : Wish You Were Here

Real Lyric :
Would you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for the lead role in a cage
Misheard Lyric :
Would you exchange
a welcome part in the war
for a negro in a cage
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Artist : Adam and the Ants
Song : Stand And Deliver

Real Lyric : Stand and deliver, your money or your life...
Misheard Lyric : Stab in the liver, your mummy or your wife
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Artist : Michael Jackson
Song : You Are Not Alone

Real Lyric : You Are Not Alone
Misheard Lyric : You Are Not A Gnome
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Artist : Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Song : Blinded By The Light

Real Lyric : Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
Misheard Lyric : Wrapped up like a douche I knew their owner every night
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Artist : Band Aid
Song : Do They Know It's Christmas Time

Real Lyric : The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
Misheard Lyric : The only gift they'll get this year is flies.
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Artist : Todd Rundgren
Song : Bang The Drum All Day

Real Lyric : I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the drum all day.
Misheard Lyric : I don't want to work. I just want to bang and get drunk all day.
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Artist : 98 Degrees
Song : I Do (Cherish You)

Real Lyric : ...your hand brushes mine....
Misheard Lyric : ...your hairbrush is mine....
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K. Yeah.

It took me a couple of listens to get it, but I swear that's what she was saying at first!

Oh my... I really did larf out loud at some of those

omg they were amazing lmao

Artist : 98 Degrees
Song : I Do (Cherish You)

Real Lyric : ...your hand brushes mine....
Misheard Lyric : ...your hairbrush is mine....

LOL at that.. that totally sounds like he would say that though!