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Under The Table
This topic is about Under The Table, the author, TheTexan, wrote about: Under The Table A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed ... To read more just scroll down
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| Under The Table |
 Jun 26 2009, 11:48 PM
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Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh no, My husband just walked in the door." |
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