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Under The Table

This topic is about Under The Table, the author, TheTexan, wrote about: Under The Table A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed ... To read more just scroll down

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TheTexan View Member Profile	Jun 26 2009, 11:48 PM Post #1
Advanced Member Group: sVIP Received 1406 Thanks Posts: 3,029 Joined: 26-March 04 Member No.: 220	Under The Table A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh no, My husband just walked in the door."

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