Microwave Chips/Fries

This topic is about Microwave Chips/Fries, the author, yourmercifulgod, wrote about: Ingredients 1 box of microwavable chips/fries [attachment=27319:image001.jpg] Method Open box lid & microwave on full power for 2½ minutes ... To read more just scroll down

Microwave Chips/Fries

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yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 4 2008, 05:24 PM Post #1
Beach Squirter Champion! Island Mini-Golf Champion! Apple Shooter Champion! Beach Party Slots Champion! Tribal Olympics Champion! Bash The Haggis Champion! Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,503 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	Ingredients 1 box of microwavable chips/fries image001.jpg ( 61.86K ) Number of downloads: 0 Method Open box lid & microwave on full power for 2½ minutes

bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 4 2008, 05:28 PM Post #2
Explotris Champion! Gowling Champion! Cosmic Defender Champion! Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	does the size of microwave affect the cooking times....

yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 4 2008, 05:31 PM Post #3
Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,503 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	Yes, increase to 3¼ minutes for 600w models

lenny View Member Profile	Aug 4 2008, 09:06 PM Post #4
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bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 09:33 AM Post #5
Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	Yes thanks for that YMG however do you have any tips on what to serve with them I've tried salt but that's getting boring now.... Also I've had problems opening the boxes, a drill probably, on reflection, wasn't the best tool for the job... phr0033l.jpg ( 26.33K ) Number of downloads: 0

yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 10:18 AM Post #6
Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,503 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	I often find they are best served with Ketchup: Ketchup Recipe Ingredients 1 bottle of Ketchup Ketchup.jpg ( 8.12K ) Number of downloads: 0 Method Flip cap to the open position Squirt ketchup on plate.

bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 02:04 PM Post #7
Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	Thanks for that YMG, Ketchup on chips who'd have thought... ......But a plate...ummmm TOP TIP to save on washing up eat chips from the box using your fingers as handy food lifting devices then discard the box.... the amount of money you save on hot water and soap, will in time, pay for more chips... METHOD follow YMG's instructions then eat the chips from out of the box negating the need for a plate once the chips are finished crumple the box to a smaller size and place in the bin... Lick fingers and job done....

Geeker View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 02:40 PM Post #8
AdminEmu Group: Admin Received 90 Thanks Posts: 13,820 Joined: 13-August 03 Member No.: 3	Good advice BBB and thank you YMG for your excellent tips. For those of you who like to save energy by utilising BBB's method of not using a plate, thereby not having to wash it and use resources such as hot water and washing up liquid, you can easily save yet even more of your precious time and energy by getting your dog to lick your fingers.

yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 03:10 PM Post #9
Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,503 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	QUOTE (bigbaldybloke @ Aug 5 2008, 03:04 PM) TOP TIP to save on washing up eat chips from the box using your fingers as handy food lifting devices then discard the box.... the amount of money you save on hot water and soap, will in time, pay for more chips. Absolutely. Routinely this is good advice However, should you be hosting a black-tie dinner party for special guests or VIP's, then one would not want to serve them micro chips in a box... on special occasions such as this, one would be inclined to serve them on a paper plate (possibly with a printed border for added class and style) and plastic forks.

bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 03:35 PM Post #10
Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	Thank you YMG ..When holding a soirée as suggested perhaps little wooden forks made from sustainable forests would be the environmentally friendly choice... 11005559.jpg ( 75.33K ) Number of downloads: 0

yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 04:22 PM Post #11
Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,503 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	That's real class, that is... One could leave the open box of wooden forks in the centre of the table as an alternative to the ice-sculpture centerpiece. Of course, going to the trouble and expense of micro chips and ketchup served on printed paper plates and wooden forks, is not an every day affair. Such luxury and ostentatious displays of opulence should be reserved for grandiose and extravagant functions, hosted for guests of exceptional standing... guests such as The president of the United States, Her Majesty the Queen or Britney Spears, for example. This post has been edited by yourmercifulgod: Aug 5 2008, 04:23 PM

bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 04:41 PM Post #12
Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	Has her Ladyship the Royal and Honorable Highness mizzzzz Britany resumed her micro chip diet, what a faux pas that might be to unwittingly serve an inappropriate main course... What a wondrous saving on a, hideous unicorn ice sculpture in favour of a seductively tantalizing semi open carton of cedar cutlery IMHO..... May I also be so bold as to suggest little paper napkins with patterns matching the plates, to complement the gluttonous, devouring, of such a sumptuous cornucopia of veritable delight.. This post has been edited by bigbaldybloke: Aug 5 2008, 04:42 PM

yourmercifulgod View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 05:49 PM Post #13
Yourmercifulgod™ Group: Global Moderator Received 123 Thanks Posts: 6,503 Joined: 22-March 04 From: Faroe Islands Member No.: 204	QUOTE (bigbaldybloke @ Aug 5 2008, 05:41 PM) May I also be so bold as to suggest little paper napkins with patterns matching the plates, to complement the gluttonous, devouring, of such a sumptuous cornucopia of veritable delight.. You may.

smitt View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 06:56 PM Post #14
Advanced Member Group: Contributor+ Received 1 Thanks Posts: 73 Joined: 12-March 06 From: uk Member No.: 17,575	ur all lazy lol

bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 5 2008, 08:12 PM Post #15
Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	Lazy lazy I've to get the lift down 8 floors, the walk to my van, the 2min van trip to the shop to buy the micro fries, and back obviously...The walk to the kitchen the plugging in of the micro then.....ahhh bugger I couldn't be bothered....

smitt View Member Profile	Aug 6 2008, 09:51 PM Post #16
Advanced Member Group: Contributor+ Received 1 Thanks Posts: 73 Joined: 12-March 06 From: uk Member No.: 17,575	lol forget that, just get the tesco delivery guy 2 bring it all up 4 u lol

bigbaldybloke View Member Profile	Aug 7 2008, 08:07 AM Post #17
Advanced Member Group: VIP Received 186 Thanks Posts: 5,880 Joined: 23-January 08 From: Belfast Member No.: 283	QUOTE just get the tesco delivery guy 2 bring it all up 4 u lol bloody genius Could you phone him I'll post my address tell him to leave it at the door the moneys under the mat....

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